Sunday, December 31, 2006

Who is Haroun El Poussah?

I have been accused of being a woman, of being Herlock Sholmes, of sucking and so many different things that I thought it was time I revealed part of who Haroun El Poussah actually is

According to wikipedia: Haroun El Poussah is a middle-aged, obese man whose main characteristic is his extreme placidity. He can be seen as the embodiment of a benevolent and benign ruler: he has never been shown to have even the slightest conflict with any of his subjects. Because of this, he is extremely popular and loved among his people. In fact, all Haroun El Poussah cares about is eating, sleeping and having lazy fun. He spends most of his time asleep, waking only when it's time to eat. Haroun El Poussah has three brothers: Deuroun El Poussah, Troiroun El Poussah and Quatroun El Poussah.

In the spirit of fairness, here are 20 true things that you didn’t know about Haroun El Poussah and really don’t care about

1. Haroun tripped and broke his leg 7 times
2. Haroun Graduated last of his class
3. Haroun speaks 5 languages
4. The most expensive thing Haroun owns outright is his watch.
5. Haroun reads, at least, 2 books every week
6. Haroun Owns 157 ties
7. Haroun caused 11 car accidents
8. Haroun has 5 fingers in each hand
9. Haroun fell in love twice and out of love 3 times
10. Haroun can Tango
11. Haroun dances like a pregnant elephant
12. Haroun is a dedicated Poker Player
13. Haroun used to own a piano but can’t play it
14. Haroun is an expert on Persian rugs
15. Haroun’s favorite drink is beer
16. Haroun is technologically challenged
17. Haroun has been to 49 countries
18. Haroun has never read Harry Potter
19. Haroun is crazy, absolutely crazy about MMORPG
20. Haroun Hates lists like this one

Well, that’s it. You guys know it all now…

Haroun El Poussah


Anonymous Anonymous said...

You gave yourself away with number 19!

Happy New Year H!

7:36 PM  
Anonymous Rebellious Arab Girl said...

That is too much enough.. being mysterious was more entertaining.. I like number 17.. you actually been to 49 countries? Wow.. can you name them all! :P And what do you do for a living that caused you to go to all these places?

11:14 PM  
Anonymous sAnonymous said...

CIA Agent

11:48 PM  
Anonymous Rebellious Arab Girl said...

If he was a CIA agent he wouldn't have so much drama in his love life.. but to think about it.. he does hook up with lots of girls.. mysteriously that is.. :| hmm..

12:54 AM  
Blogger Zed said...

how do u have time for both #5 and #19? how could you be #11 and perform #10? how could your #4 be more expensive than your car (unless your car is still being paid off i suppose) or your collection of ties? how can you fall in love more times than be in love?
haroun el poussah gives nothing away; he just creates more mysteries.

4:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

zed.. read carefully, he's given it all away..

5:40 AM  
Blogger BuJ said...

i like n.13 and n.14 but i don't understand how you can tango and yet dance like a pregnant elephant.. anyway you did not say that you can tango "well".

2:49 PM  
Blogger Qatar Cat said...

Oh you don't like Harry Potter... now we can't possibly be friends!

2:40 PM  

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