Sunday, December 24, 2006

Who are Noora and Layala?

I was surprised to learn this morning that several of the people in our office follow, with great interest, the blog of Noora and Layala. I mean I knew they were famous, but turns out they are almost legendary (I wonder how many visitors they get a day).

I found out over breakfast this morning and of course, the 6 of us started discussing the blog. The key question that was circulating was: “Who are Noora and Layala?”. Are they everything that they seem on the blog? Many people in the cafeteria heard our discussions and all the men ran to their office to find their laptop and started reading. 30 minutes later, we ordered fresh croissants, fresh coffee and started discussing the details of Noora’s Shower guy and of Layala’s faulty lamp. Soon, there were 18 people speculating on who were Noora and Layala. Here are some of the ideas that were floating around

1. Layala is a 5’1 Philippina. She’s 48 years old and Noora is her daughter
2. Noora and Layala are actually the same person and it’s in fact a man.
3. Noora is British, works for Emirates Airline and Layala is her local counter part
4. Layala is in fact a man and Noora is his wife
5. Layala and Noora are 12 year old twins (Although if this is true then they know Way too much about sex)
6. Noora is in fact an Emirati lady, is a virgin and gets her information from porn movies and from Layala, who is in fact a Russian prostitute. How did those two meet, remains a mystery
7. Layala is blonde, tall (1m72 was the general consensus), blue eyed and everything that you could imagine from reading the blog. Noora was tall as well, brunette, long hair, simply gorgeous
8. Both of them have now left the Emirates and are living in California
9. Layala is, in fact, Noora’s lover. They are Lesbians and speak about men to hide their true nature
10. Layala is, in fact a man, and Noora is his lover.
11. Noora and Layala are in fact the same person and she’s 53, married with 8 kids and just longing for the days gone by

And the list goes on… and on… and on.

Whoever they are, everyone in the office agreed that the blog was entertaining and the address started circulating. The men love the blog, the ladies think it’s shameful and should be banned.

Haroun El Poussah


Anonymous sAnonymous said...

I dont know which one; but one of them is definitely that 50 something year old woman you met last night.

4:18 PM  
Blogger Dubai@Random said...

Strange post. You earlier posted that you enjoyed a date with Layala the week of 11 Nov., and she likewise posted that she enjoyed her date with you.

Shouldn't you recuse yourself from these discussions?

5:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've assumed they're both Lebanese for some reason. And whenever I see two semi-hot Lebanese women together I wonder if it's them.

11:12 PM  
Anonymous Rebellious Arab Girl said...

lol. I read their blog too for entertainment.. I think they are Arabic girls.. probably Lebanese girls working in very prestigious company.. Could be sisters or cousins or just friends from college. If you read carefully you can see that the ideas and writing are those of Arab late 20's early 30's girls..

11:34 PM  
Blogger inmotion said...

What makes the lot of you think they are lebanese again?

1:37 PM  
Anonymous sAnonymous said...

Arabic, Hot, Having Sex, Talking about it,........ do you need more???

But I disagree; I still think one of them is that old lady that put Haroun in his right place the other night.

3:25 PM  
Anonymous sAnonymous said...

I just got some info from my informer.

Horoun, Noora and Layala are all the same person!

3:27 PM  
Blogger Sex and Dubai said...

I guess we've been busted!

9:13 PM  
Blogger samuraisam said...

sanonymous: That's what I was thinking; something a bit like jekyll and hyde

I don't think they are Arabic (if my research is correct they are anything but Arabic, perhaps leprechaun-folk)

10:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmmmm...nice guessing game going on here! Merry xmas/happy holidays, Haroun!

12:08 AM  
Anonymous E said...

so that's what you do all day at the office, P?! :)

3:07 AM  
Blogger moryarti said...


11:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL @ leprechaun folk guess!

9:42 PM  
Blogger samuraisam said...

It wasn't a guess. As I said; if my research is correct...

10:16 PM  
Blogger Sex and Dubai said...

@ samuraisam: Research? You make us blush :)

12:05 AM  
Blogger BuJ said...

how very interesting!

1:14 AM  
Blogger Balushi said...

whoever they are! - but one thing is for sure, they are NOT me!

4:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who cares?

4:54 PM  
Blogger Balushi said...

You care! if not then why you say "who cares?"

5:18 PM  
Blogger secretdubai said...

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2:41 AM  
Blogger secretdubai said...

"so that's what you do all day at the office, P?! :)"

OK now I'm curious!


2:42 AM  
Blogger Sex and Dubai said...

@ secretdubai: Poussah?

10:54 AM  
Blogger secretdubai said...

"Poussina" perhaps - I'm still not convinced of Haroun's 100% genuine Y-chromosomeness ;)

7:12 PM  
Blogger Qatar Cat said...


Who cares who they are - their blog rocks! :P :P

And by the way I'm a lady too, and I can only imagine what kind of "ladies" would want this blog banned!

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