Sunday, November 05, 2006

Escort Girl

Wow, two posts today! This is what happens when you are sitting at work in a state of BBB (Boredom Beyond Belief)…

Escort girls. I have been asked whether I would consider escort girls. I had mentioned before that I had never paid for sex and the question came about using an Escort girl for my Dinner on Thursday.

Interesting suggestion. I am thinking as I write here. The thought had never crossed my mind. Let’s see.

The Pros

1. I can select the girl myself
2. She will smile no matter what stupid thing I say
3. She will be on time
4. She will not expect a kiss in front of everyone just because the Girlfriend of that other guy there is being kissed
5. She will not want to hold hands in front of my boss and his boss
6. She will let me lead
7. She will not require constant attention
8. She will do as she is told (A big plus)

The Cons

1. It is an admission of failure on my part
2. It is expensive
3. If she is expensive, several former clients might be there

Well, looks like the Pros outnumber the Cons 3 to 1. I think, though, the problem I would have with it is that an escort girl, by definition, would not meet my standards. While I must admit I neither know, nor have met an escort girl before and I could be generalizing, I find it difficult to believe that I will find one that I would be comfortable being with at that dinner.

You see, when going to such an event with a lady, I must be able to feel that she is an extension of myself. That we walk as one, think as one, talk as one. Could this be achieved with an escort girl whom I have hired for the night?

Well, I do rent cars sometimes, my villa is rented, my furniture is rented, etc, why not rent my date? Is it cruel to compare the lady to a car? Not really, I don’t think so, after all, she selected to be part of that comparison. She selected to provide a service so why should I not compare it to any other service?

However, in conclusion, I don’t think I will got that route, the admission of failure and sense of loss would be too great. If I started there, there would be no reason not to upgrade to the next logical step… sex

Haroun El Poussah


Blogger secretdubai said...

So are we to believe that the Sensitive New Age Guy of 25th of October has turned into some kind of whoremongering lothario within ten days?

Consistent or not, it's juicy reading, so please proceed.


5:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I really like this blog! been reading for a while but this is my first comment :)

I wanna ask about your name. Obviously the name Haroun is well-known, but El Poussah, is that an alias? Arabic names start with "Al" or "El" and yet the letter "P" does not exist in the Arabic alphabet or phonique.

1:30 AM  
Blogger Sex and Dubai said...

"You see, when going to such an event with a lady, I must be able to feel that she is an extension of myself. That we walk as one, think as one, talk as one. Could this be achieved with an escort girl whom I have hired for the night?"

Haroun we don't think you can achieve this level of comfortability even with someone you've gotten to know just weeks or days before the event!

We aren't endorsing the escort services, just keeping it real and making sure ure expectations stay grounded.

10:02 AM  
Blogger Sex and Dubai said...

@ anonymous: why the hangup over name and nationality. Just enjoy the chronicles!

10:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sex and dubai... I'm not hanging over nationality (just the name).. and I AM enjoying the chronicles a lot hehe.. but I just realised that the surname might be an anagram and I just had to ask hehehe

11:15 AM  
Blogger Haroun El Poussah said...

Yes, Sex And Dubai, I know this is not possibloe for Thursday and that it takes half a lifetime to reach that stage and another half to enjoy it. I, however, would like that to be the ultimate goal.

Makes any sense to you?

12:15 PM  
Blogger moryarti said...

Don't take anyone to the event ya Haroun.. she will curb your style - go solo and try to score some ... who knows, you might get lucky.

7:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

forget the escort girl !

anonymous I thought that poussah was a play on the word 'pussy' lol.
whatever it is it is great fun blog . Just enjoy !

7:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice advert.good thing bout escort girls is you have someone to hang out with "without"the attachment of a nagging!!

12:25 PM  
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