Thursday, November 09, 2006

Death by boredom

Me: Hi, how are you
She: Good
Me: How was your day?
She: Good
Me: Busy day?
She: Yes
Me: Is this a new hair style?
She: Yes
Me: So, what are you going to order?
She: Shrimps
Me: The Szechuan is very good here
She Shrimps
Me: I love this place, have you been here before?
She: No
Me: I like it, it’s big, open and the service is great
She: Yes
Me: So, what do you do in Dubai when not working?
She: Rest
Me: And? What else
She: Nothing
Me: And on week ends?
She: Nothing
Me: Come on you can’t do nothing, do you watch television, go to the movies, the beach?
She: Yes
Me: What are your hobbies
She: Hot air balloons
Me: Wow, that’s interesting, you do it regularly?
She: No
Me: Are you member of a club?
She: no
Me: Do you need a certification to fly in one?
She: Yes
Me: Do you have one?
She: Yes
Me: From the UAE?
She: No
Me: ….

Haroun El Poussah

8 Comments:

Blogger Sex and Dubai said...

*yawn*

no wonder you didn't keep us posted.

2:54 PM  
Blogger hannibal said...

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4:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

obviously, this is the reaction of someone who rather balance her chequebook then sit at a table with you...

Advice: loose weight, buy a BMW or flash your VISA platinum

7:21 PM  
Blogger Marishka said...

here i am sitting up late on a chilly night in london, surfing the web to catch up on some dubai news (lived there all my life, just moved 2 months ago and missing dubai terribly) and i come across Haroun's blog - definite page turner!!!!

dude wish you all the best! will be avidly following your escapades!

love the bit about the emasculated cockroach (anyone seen the movie Mimic?!!)

cheers!

4:41 AM  
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11:42 AM  
Anonymous B said...

I'm eager to knoww... so is that the summary of your date from Thursday night?? Couldn't be!! you posted too early!!
Let us know.. can't wait!!

marishka.. tell me about it.. I had to wear 2 jackets last night.. but thank god the tube was working ok! (when the temprature goes below zero sometimes the tracks freeze and it becomes difficult to move some of the levels)..

11:43 AM  
Blogger Luna Piena said...

Ouch!

2:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh man. Bad dates seem to last FOREVER...

Came accross your blog today - Been trying to read every single post. Me likey :)

You need to include the names of the places you visit. Gives us something to imagine. Also lets us know Where the Schezwan is really good :)

10:07 AM  

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